Flamnutwig Migsad Watablunbarnqueegdutwodlarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable fly.

Flamnutwig Migsad Watablunbarnqueegdutwodlarg created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Flamnutwig Migsad Watablunbarnqueegdutwodlarg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flamnutwig Migsad Watablunbarnqueegdutwodlarg, she will turn you into a rat.

Flamnutwig Migsad Watablunbarnqueegdutwodlarg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flamnutwig Migsad Watablunbarnqueegdutwodlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Always help otters.

5. Do not covet oxen.