Buntarpgig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tiresome meerkat.

Buntarpgig created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buntarpgig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Buntarpgig, he will not invite you to parties.

Buntarpgig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Buntarpgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Buntarpgig on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Worship no other gods but Buntarpgig.