Appfardob is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited snake.

Appfardob created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appfardob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appfardob, she will torture you forever.

Appfardob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Appfardob's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Never wear shoes.