Bonsakhomhondunbegbiss Tifnurlstragkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful shrew.

Bonsakhomhondunbegbiss Tifnurlstragkin created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonsakhomhondunbegbiss Tifnurlstragkin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonsakhomhondunbegbiss Tifnurlstragkin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bonsakhomhondunbegbiss Tifnurlstragkin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bonsakhomhondunbegbiss Tifnurlstragkin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never play with disobedient children.