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It takes the form of a very large, flying hamster.

Figcebgessgov created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figcebgessgov, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figcebgessgov, it will turn you into a frog.

Figcebgessgov's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Figcebgessgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Figcebgessgov loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Figcebgessgov loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.