Xuckstigpan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying fox.

Xuckstigpan created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckstigpan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckstigpan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Xuckstigpan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Xuckstigpan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.