Ragsakjap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic unicorn.

Ragsakjap created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragsakjap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragsakjap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ragsakjap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ragsakjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your head.