Dissbifcut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving yak.

Dissbifcut created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbifcut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dissbifcut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dissbifcut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dissbifcut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never wear magenta tights.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Always take life seriously.