Beddibgesskabflaport is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing hydra.

Beddibgesskabflaport created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Beddibgesskabflaport, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Beddibgesskabflaport, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Beddibgesskabflaport's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Beddibgesskabflaport's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always obey Beddibgesskabflaport's priests.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.