Caprawbon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying skunk.

Caprawbon created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Caprawbon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Caprawbon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Caprawbon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Caprawbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Run away from fawn ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Caprawbon.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention seals.