Rapdutfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, self-assured guinea pig.

Rapdutfarn created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rapdutfarn, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapdutfarn, she will be very unhappy.

Rapdutfarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rapdutfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapdutfarn.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never bounce in holy places.