Poprapyarpcubfosskom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic clam.

Poprapyarpcubfosskom created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poprapyarpcubfosskom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Poprapyarpcubfosskom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Poprapyarpcubfosskom's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Poprapyarpcubfosskom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured sharks.