Sugbifganlin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart whale.

Sugbifganlin created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugbifganlin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugbifganlin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sugbifganlin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sugbifganlin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never skip in the presence of snakes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never run near voles.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.