Nulbuspop is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking wyvern.

Nulbuspop created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbuspop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulbuspop, she will turn you into a rock.

Nulbuspop's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nulbuspop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulbuspop.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.