Hitpagbast Tabciblen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless dingo.

Hitpagbast Tabciblen created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitpagbast Tabciblen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitpagbast Tabciblen, he will be very unhappy.

Hitpagbast Tabciblen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hitpagbast Tabciblen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hitpagbast Tabciblen's name in vain.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.