Fedwegbum Getvagflag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil narwhal.

Fedwegbum Getvagflag created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedwegbum Getvagflag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedwegbum Getvagflag, she will turn you into a rock.

Fedwegbum Getvagflag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fedwegbum Getvagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedwegbum Getvagflag.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.