Vogflatbut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic bee.

Vogflatbut created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogflatbut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vogflatbut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vogflatbut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vogflatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Vogflatbut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed nuts to shrews while wearing black tights.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.