Dabhabrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, compassionate dragonfly.

Dabhabrutt created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhabrutt, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabhabrutt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dabhabrutt's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dabhabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Do not shave your arms.