Sakbusmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak faun.

Sakbusmot created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbusmot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sakbusmot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sakbusmot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sakbusmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back blue.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Never feed coconuts to sheep while wearing pink skirts.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Run away if five hamsters approach from the west.