Cenvolvig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish elephant.

Cenvolvig created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenvolvig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cenvolvig, it will not care.

Cenvolvig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cenvolvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.