Nilwonmigweg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise ant.

Nilwonmigweg created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilwonmigweg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilwonmigweg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nilwonmigweg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nilwonmigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Do not wear black clothing.