Genlib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate faun.

Genlib created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Genlib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Genlib, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Genlib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Genlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.