Negpidbin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable walrus.

Negpidbin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Negpidbin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negpidbin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Negpidbin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Negpidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Negpidbin.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Do not chop down trees.