Gepdusspom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fast monkey.

Gepdusspom created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdusspom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepdusspom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gepdusspom's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gepdusspom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Gepdusspom loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.