Dobmegcimhon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless raccoon.

Dobmegcimhon created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmegcimhon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobmegcimhon, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dobmegcimhon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dobmegcimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dobmegcimhon on top of all buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shave your back.