Binlogcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring giraffe.

Binlogcap created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binlogcap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binlogcap, she will turn you into a dog.

Binlogcap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Binlogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.