Karrowomt Hitbisslid Sagbodnur is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, proud naga.

Karrowomt Hitbisslid Sagbodnur created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Karrowomt Hitbisslid Sagbodnur, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karrowomt Hitbisslid Sagbodnur, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Karrowomt Hitbisslid Sagbodnur's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Karrowomt Hitbisslid Sagbodnur's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the south.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.