Narlrennar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy cow.

Narlrennar created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narlrennar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narlrennar, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Narlrennar's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Narlrennar's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Hide if nine great tits approach from the north.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.