Tonrakzess is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, thoughtless porpoise.

Tonrakzess created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonrakzess, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonrakzess, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tonrakzess' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tonrakzess' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always wear green.

4. Always help bats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.