Yonkombess is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet goblin.

Yonkombess created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yonkombess, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yonkombess, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yonkombess' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yonkombess' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not eat bananas.