Vabsadyed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous chinchilla.

Vabsadyed created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabsadyed, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabsadyed, it will turn you into a goat.

Vabsadyed's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vabsadyed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vabsadyed's priests.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not laugh in public.