Pagbumyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever hare.

Pagbumyog created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbumyog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagbumyog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pagbumyog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pagbumyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms pink.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Always obey Pagbumyog's priests.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.