Tigmilyess is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless badger.

Tigmilyess created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Tigmilyess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigmilyess, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tigmilyess' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tigmilyess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tigmilyess on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never mention manatees.