Bencissmap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart cobra.

Bencissmap created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bencissmap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bencissmap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bencissmap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bencissmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bencissmap on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.