Bidgaryed is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented elephant.

Bidgaryed created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bidgaryed, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bidgaryed, it will turn you into a duck.

Bidgaryed's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bidgaryed's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. You must pray to Bidgaryed four times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always stare at clouds.