Stipyaddim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid parrot.

Stipyaddim created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stipyaddim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stipyaddim, it will turn you into a dog.

Stipyaddim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stipyaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six bats approach from the north.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never run near seals.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.