Zinjapyoss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental fly.

Zinjapyoss created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zinjapyoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zinjapyoss, he will be very unhappy.

Zinjapyoss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Zinjapyoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about comets.