Citstiklab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical hydra.

Citstiklab created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citstiklab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Citstiklab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Citstiklab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Citstiklab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not hurt snakes.