Yompadlist is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered weasel.

Yompadlist created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yompadlist, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yompadlist, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yompadlist's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yompadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Never eat apples.