Cissvadarn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonest crow.

Cissvadarn created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissvadarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissvadarn, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cissvadarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cissvadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cissvadarn loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.