Listsisrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody cobra.

Listsisrag created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Listsisrag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Listsisrag, she will cry a lot.

Listsisrag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Listsisrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Listsisrag.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Listsisrag on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Listsisrag loves shrews, so they must be honoured.