Sas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless naga.

Sas created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sas, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sas, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.

3. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not cook food in pots.