Stergod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unjust finch.

Stergod created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stergod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stergod, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stergod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stergod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Stergod's priests.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.