Honcepgar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tranquil aardvark.

Honcepgar created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Honcepgar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honcepgar, it will turn you into a puffin.

Honcepgar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Honcepgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not take Honcepgar's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.