Dibflisstig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ruthless wolf.

Dibflisstig created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibflisstig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dibflisstig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dibflisstig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dibflisstig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four sharks approach from the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Respect your elders.