Latyokbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy elephant.

Latyokbut created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Latyokbut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latyokbut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Latyokbut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Latyokbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Never talk about foxes.