Hithatzig Zograk is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered mole.

Hithatzig Zograk created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Hithatzig Zograk, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hithatzig Zograk, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hithatzig Zograk's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hithatzig Zograk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.