Ominbedligjapgenjonyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous alligator.

Ominbedligjapgenjonyok created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbedligjapgenjonyok, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ominbedligjapgenjonyok, it will laugh at you.

Ominbedligjapgenjonyok's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ominbedligjapgenjonyok's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the south.

2. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.