Dimgatstip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring frog.

Dimgatstip created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgatstip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimgatstip, she will strike you with lightening.

Dimgatstip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dimgatstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimgatstip.

5. Never eat green fruit.