Bonkmillab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient hydra.

Bonkmillab created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkmillab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonkmillab, he will turn you into a worm.

Bonkmillab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bonkmillab's Holy Commandments

1. Bonkmillab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never jump in the presence of moths.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.